*eats all the croutons out of a salad and pushes plate 5 feet away from me*
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one time i balled so hard not even i could find me
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i feel like its time for science to make a pillow that stays cold
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granddad this is the first dance of my wedding can you please stop trying to tell everyone to ‘open up the pit’
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“there are two kinds of people”
um ya females and males right? lmao
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